Best Clean Blonde Jokes

The best clean blonde jokes poke fun at the stereotypical image of the ditzy blonde. They are all meant in good fun, although you should use caution in sharing these jokes with your fairer-haired friends. It's not worth offending someone just to get a laugh.

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 The double meaning of "concentrate" makes a fun play-on-words. It also creates a strong humorous image of someone staring intently at a container of orange juice.

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 This is one of the best clean blonde jokes because the pay-off isn't instant. There's a moment before the listener or reader realizes that the joke is actually on him. Another variation on this joke includes handing someone a card saying, "Turn over to find out how to keep a blonde busy for hours" on both sides.

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 As you read this joke, you begin to wonder exactly what the blonde woman is thinking. When the punch line comes, it brings both an "Aha!" moment and a laugh.

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 This one is the best clean blonde joke for those with a darker sense of humor. As with many jokes, the fun is in the unexpected twist, in this case, when the meaning of the word "tracks" changes.

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 The situation seems serious at first; many people know the feeling of locking your keys in the car. The punch line adds the all-important twist when you realize the two blondes aren't really in trouble, and it's just their own lack of common sense getting in the way.

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 With this joke, you almost expect that the tables will be turned, and blondes will come out on top for once. However, the punch line brings it back into familiar blonde-mocking territory.

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 This joke adds a new twist to an everyday sight, so you can almost picture someone doing this exact thing.

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 When you first hear "ice fishing," you think of a certain situation, but the entrance of the zamboni changes the setting completely. The switch results in another joke that creates a great humorous image.

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 When we enjoy this joke, we're really mocking ourselves because it's a force of habit to look up when looking for a bird – it would be far too easy to do the exact same thing. Yet the reality of looking for a dead bird in the air is so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh.

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 Quick and to the point, while these jokes are used to describe blondes, they are also popular in making fun of nearly anyone. "Yo' mama" jokes are one popular subset of this type of humor, as in "Yo' mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl."