World's Funniest T Shirt Slogans

World funniest T Shirts

Funny t-shirt slogans spread laughter across the planet. Online stores offer a huge variety, and sites like T-Shirt Countdown encourage people to vote for their favorites. Get some laughs from friends and strangers alike by sporting some of the funniest shirts around.

1. Money Talks

Here's the perfect T-shirt for tough economic times. The "Money talks, mine just says goodbye" shirt held the number one spot on T-shirt Countdown for the month of March, 2015. Redbubble sells the unisex shirt in a variety of colors. A hoodie option is also available.

Price: $25

2. That's No Moon

Is it the moon or the Death Star? Star Wars, sci-fi lovers or anyone who grew up with the children's classic Goodnight Moon will get a laugh out of this "That's No Moon" shirt. It's one of Busted Tees' Best Graphic Tees, and can be purchased on their website.

Price: $20

3. Come to the Math Side

Cool math nerds will love this tee. "Come to the math side, we have Pi," is one of Cafe Press' top 20 tees. The shirt is available in several colors and styles including short sleeve, long sleeve and tank.

Price: $24

4. How Rainbows Are Made

The funny tee is one of Shirt Woot's 34 best and won first place in their Double-Take Derby Nine contest. The vibrant design is available in men's and women's styles.

Price: $11-$14

5. Only Talking to My Dog

Dog lovers will love the "Leave me alone, I'm only speaking to my dog today" tee. It made Buzzfeed's list of 22 Shirts Every Introvert Should Own. The unisex, white shirt is available at Skreened.

Price: $18-$31

6. Bald Is Sexy

A What On Earth bestseller, "I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it's not there" announces to the world that bald is beautiful.

Price: $10

7. Zombie Food Pyramid

Are you prepared for a zombie apocalypse? You can be with this Zombie Food Pyramid t-shirt.

Price: $20

8. Writer's Block

The "Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends won't talk to you" shirt is listed as a Zazzle popular choice for writers but it's great for scholars or students too. This version is available in eight colors. A quick Zazzle search on the slogan provides other style options.

Price: $22

9. Becoming My Mother

This shirt pokes fun at the often-dramatic mother/daughter relationship. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out" is a best-selling gift for daughters on Spreadshirt. The shirt comes in ten colors and lots of different styles.

Price: $22

10. Talking Chocolate Bunnies

This shirt is a What On Earth bestseller and comes in at number 27 on the T-shirts Countdown Chart. Good for a laugh any time of year, it shows that being a chocolate bunny isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Price: $15

11. Random Interruption

Listening-challenged people will love the "I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited" t-shirt. It is available from Skreened.

Price: $15-$30

12. My Mom Doesn't Want Your Advice

New moms can stop the deluge of unsolicited "helpful" advice by putting this tee on their kids. It's received over 3,700 pins on Pinterest and is available in sizes newborn through 24 months at Etsy.

Price: $12.50

13. Coffee Protection

"Get me coffee now and no one gets hurt" is a Best Shirts Ever, Best Coffee/Caffeine shirts pick. Serious coffee drinkers will relate to this funny tee. Buy it in a variety of colors from Redbubble.

Price: $22-$25

14. I Pooped Today!

This is a great shirt for anyone who struggles with their "plumbing" from time to time. The unisex tee comes in a whopping 38 colors and sizes up to 6X on Amazon and has a 4.6 star rating. Customers give the shirt high marks for quality and for being a great gag gift. Says one customer, "A friend recently had colon surgery & this shirt was the perfect gift." Says another, "Fit great, got a lot of laughs."

Price: $3.99 and up

World's Funniest T Shirt Slogans